Day 7: Was Yesterday, So Here's a Haiku about Yesterday

I sat on my ass
finished reading Jungle Book
watched the film Becket

Day 2: Haiku

how is it you can
be forgiven if you can't
even spell penence?

uneasy lies the
head that wears the dentist's crown
priced at a thousand

i thought you needed
hot wax on your genitals
to burn with desire